*playing Tomb Raider*
Mind if I sit with you?
*squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
*sits* Thank you, dear.
*continuing to play for about five minutes*
LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
*slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
*sweet smile* Hmm?
Grandma oh my god
*more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.